It's not night-night time...

I'm sitting at the computer checking email listening to my child protest bedtime. So far his excuses have included:

• It's not night-night time.
• I want my Banjo. (our dog)
• I want my Mojo. (our other dog)
• I need my daddy.
• Mommy, I'm awake!
• I want to read a monkey book.
• I need to go to Bear School. (what he calls his daycare)
• Mommy, Sweet P is talking on my phone to me.
• It's wake up time!
• Daddy say it's tickle time! (the only other time he knows)
• I not tired!
• My eyes are awake.
• MOMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!
• My door is closed. I need it open.
• I need chocolate in my milk.
• I want to go potty.

Seriously!? Surely he'll fall asleep soon. At least his pleas are humorous!